Volume 32

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Entity Projecting Waves of Apathy ‘Not a Big Deal,’ White House Says

Written by: Cole Johnson

“I actually voted for the entity,” said one median voter.Photo by Amit Roth At 11:56 p.m. on October 27th, an unknown entity appeared in the sky …

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Walk Your Scooters! vs. But I Don’t Want To :(

Written by: Eva Firoozbakht

Point: Walk Your Scooters! I think I speak for most of my fellow pedestrians on campus when I say that these scooters have become an issue. …

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Birds To Go On Strike

Written by: Erica Rosslee

“Birds of a feather strike together!” said Big Bird.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Yesterday, the American Bird Union (ABU) announced that all members will go on strike …

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Top Ten Disasters

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I’m Just a Worm in a World Full of Early Birds

Written by: Jack Wilson

Rise and shine, they tell you. Today is a new day, they croon. The early bird gets the worm, after all. Yeah, that wouldn’t be an …

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Top Ten Bravest Things You Can Do

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