On Thursday, the Trump Administration granted the UC system $500 million in federal funds after it agreed to mandate all students take “Thought Equality 1: An Exhaustive Introduction to Conservatism”, a class designed by the Heritage Foundation to “introduce far-left indoctrinated students to the truth about conservatism.” The class is set to be a graduation requirement for all students effective immediately.
Heritage Foundation attaché to UC San Diego Jonathen Boeggels commented, “The far left gyno-cracy, architected by the Democrats, has suppressed the American student from becoming the Übermensch they were meant to become. What we intend to do is release these sheep-led students from the shackles of Toni Morrison and Adrienne Rich, and give them freedom through PragerU.”
The course will include two three-hour long sessions a week of non-collaborative, instructional lectures presented through a prerecorded, nonscripted speech from leading conservative, Donald Trump. In Boeggels’ new “Triton Blasts”, a daily hour long announcement broadcasted from the speakers above Geisel and through the intercom system in offices, lecture halls, and dorms, Boggles announced, “We’re also excited to announce that we will have guest performances such as an A.I. hologram of Charlie Kirk performing his original song ‘Don’t Be Stupid, Be a Smartie, Come and Join the Grand Old Party.’”
2001’s El Hombre del Siglo by Excelsior magazine and holder of UCSD’s Croatian Crotch Squat Championship Belt
