Volume 28 Issue 7

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Geisel Renovation to Include New Crying Booths in Response to Rising Mental Health Concerns

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Pitt said, “This whole time, I thought CBT stood for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Now I know it stands for Crying Booth Treatment.”Photo by Julia Wong Throughout …

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Study Finds New Sixth College Students Don’t Know How Good They Have It

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One spectator commented, “Wow, this feels like the third installment in a trilogy. I wonder if I could go onto TheMQ.org and find the prequels.”Photo by …

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UCSD Cracks Down on Students Squatting in Unfinished Eighth College

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“The swaying of the building in the night wind rocks right me to sleep,” Snak commented.Photo by Julia Wong For many universities across America, the end …

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Sunny G Found Wearing CAPEs

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“I’m beginning to suspect that Sunny G might be Sun God,” one student said.Photo by Julia Wong Earlier this week on Sun God lawn, Sunny G …

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The U.S. to Start Broadcasting All Court Proceedings Following Popularity of Heard-Depp Trial

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One attorney concluded, “I rest my case, just like I rest on this MyPillow.”Photo by Maria Dhilla Last Tuesday, the White House announced a new executive …

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The Card Readers on Vending Machines Eroded My Trust in Our System

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It’s 2003, and you’re sitting in the lounge of an office building that looks as if the ’90s was swallowed, trapped, and then died here. Your …

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UCSD Fourth-Year Refuses To Admit She Has Peaked

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“I’m embarrassed for myself,” admitted Hester Corduroy. “Even now, I feel like I’m half present — some part of me is looking on in complete disgust …

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SDPD Uncovers Cannibal Cult

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“I don’t need a vaccine to protect me; I have diamond armor,” wrote @fathogjones on Twitter.Photo by Sharon Roth On Sunday, May 29, a squad of …

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