Volume 28 Issue 7

Briefs

Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting

Written by: James Woolley

Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting Photographer Hito Sprintworthy made waves in the art world after traveling six months for …

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Top Ten New Laws of Physics

Written by: The MQ

Quarks now have genders If you hold your breath, you can look at the sun We’re all puppets controlled by 11th-dimensional strings Left-handed people can now …

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Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items The pre-pickle The BLTG Gringo style Gummy worm pasta Homosexual special (only available in June) Sour cream and onion …

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Summer Blockbusters

Written by: The MQ

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Chemist Discovers First Base

Written by: Sharon Roth

A UCSD chemistry lab shocked the scientific community when Erick Menten, a third-year chemistry major, synthesized a compound with unusual physiological effects. Menten first believed the …

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Snake Path Comes to Life, Eats Anyone in Its Path

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“This is not like the Rainforest Cafe,” Helpani attested.Photo by Julia Wong After an intense thunderstorm over San Diego, an ancient creature previously residing within Snake …

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For Local Frog, “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

Listen. Listen! Lean in here. All the way down, buddy. You see where I live? This absolutely gorgeous miniature log cabin is my home. I live …

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The Card Readers on Vending Machines Eroded My Trust in Our System

Written by: Andrew Sitko

It’s 2003, and you’re sitting in the lounge of an office building that looks as if the ’90s was swallowed, trapped, and then died here. Your …

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In Memoriam

Written by: The MQ