November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. Quarks now have genders
  2. If you hold your breath, you can look at the sun
  3. We’re all puppets controlled by 11th-dimensional strings
  4. Left-handed people can now learn about electromagnetism
  5. As long as there are two people on Earth, there will always be someone behind you
  6. When two cars crash into each other going at 80 mph, it looks cool as fuck
  7. Position is absolute and we are at the center of the universe
  8. Female atoms exist and they’re called eves
  9. Homogenous solutions can now get married
  10. Hamsters can float

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