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Throwing Food on Paintings Is an Ineffectual Protest vs. It Makes the Paintings Taste Better

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POINT: Throwing Food on Paintings Is an Ineffectual Protest I can’t believe people do this. This publicity stunt does nothing to talk about climate change. You …

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Breaking Bones Is Good for You Because Then You Have More Bones

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Don’t trust Big Bone! All they want is to preserve their calcium cartel. Trust me on this one: breaking your bones is good for you. Who …

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You Can Enjoy Your Summer and Relax Vs. No You Can’t, You Have 1000 Things to Do and You Need to Finish Them by Tomorrow

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Point: You Can Enjoy Your Summer and Relax The weather in San Diego sure is nice. Almost as nice as delicious orange-flavored, from-concentrate Sunny D. A …

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No, I Won’t Close My Tabs, They All Have Really Important Stuff on Them

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You will never get me to close my tabs. Every single one of them has vitally important content. What if I need to reference the WikiHow …

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Groundbreaking Study Finds Average New Year’s Resolution Is Only Kept for 25 Minutes

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“New hour, new me,” said Debilis.Photo by Jack Yang The National Academy of Sciences recently published a study showing that the average New Year’s resolution is …

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Facebook Whistleblower Reveals the Internet is Still a Giant Cesspool

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“FaceBOOK? Kids these days won’t even know what those things are,” complained one spokesperson.Photo by Jack Yang An ex-employee of Facebook has come forward with a set …

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What College Are You In? vs. Who Cares?

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Point: You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! By Anna Ying First-Year Hi! What college are you in? I’m in Seventh. What’s your major? I’m …