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Tom Cruise Is the Last Gen X Babygirl

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I take my coffee black with salt, carry cash, and drive a manual car. I shook hands with George Lucas once, and Al Pacino made eye …

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Heads up – this feature is from our special Cosmopolitan issue. As such, it may not come across as it was originally meant to in print. …

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Board of Education Investigates Chromosome “Homolog Agenda” in Biology Curriculums

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“It’s Adam and Eve, not adenine and guanine,” insisted one parent.Photo by Sharon Roth Despite its widespread acceptance as part of a standard biology curriculum, parents …

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California Storm Drain Systems Augmented with Parched Clowns

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“I’m really glad the government started taking the flooding seriously and stopped clowning around,” said Quin.Photo by Amit Roth As California braced itself for a torrent …

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Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite! vs. All Families Deserve to Be Fed

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POINT: Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite! Within a week of moving into my new home, it was evident to me that I had …

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UCSD Cracks Down on Students Squatting in Unfinished Eighth College

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“The swaying of the building in the night wind rocks right me to sleep,” Snak commented.Photo by Julia Wong For many universities across America, the end …

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President Xi Jinping’s Family-Friendly, Close-Up Magic TikTok Series Goes Viral

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After the new plan was enacted on the platform, tensions have reportedly risen between the BTS Army and the People’s Liberation Army.Photo by Sharon Roth Since the …

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UCSD Students Become One with Racoons During Dining Hall Crisis

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“This tastes like trash,” said Vingh. “Thank you,” said the raccoon.Photo by Maria Dhilla This year, understaffed dining halls have struggled to provide service to a record …