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D.C. Billionaire Pays $750 Dollars in Income Tax
D.C. Billionaire Pays $750 Dollars in Income Tax A recent report unveiled that an anonymous billionaire in Washington D.C. paid a total of $750 dollars in …
Girl With Imposter Syndrome Undergoes Startling Transformation
Girl With Imposter Syndrome Undergoes Startling Transformation Alexandra Dumonte awoke last Tuesday morning to find that her face and body had changed “into someone she completely …
Antifa Reported In Larned, Kansas
Antifa Reported In Larned, Kansas On the 19th of September locals of the small town of Larned, Kansas reported a mysterious stranger in a fedora and …
Christian Man Once Again Asserts “Judeo”-Christian Values
Christian Man Once Again Asserts “Judeo”-Christian Values In an attempt to assert his faith during a discussion about the “Merry Christmas” vs. “Happy Holidays” debate, local …
Automobile Manufacturers Team Up To Make “Car Power Plants”
Automobile Manufacturers Team Up To Make “Car Power Plants” Following Governor Gavin Newsom’s proposed 2035 ban on the sale of gas-powered cars in California, several automobile …
Local Graduate Surprised High School Classmate Isn’t Involved In Pyramid Scheme
Local Graduate Surprised High School Classmate Isn’t Involved In Pyramid Scheme In what has been described as “quite pleasant surprise,” UC San Diego graduate Kendrick Nolan …
Local Mother Conditionally Offers Unconditional Love
Local Mother Conditionally Offers Unconditional Love Katherine Zimmerman, local mother, has reportedly offered unconditional love to her three sons pending approval of her terms and conditions. …
Price Center’s Dirty Birds Delayed Due to Environmental Protestors Wearing Dawn Shirts
Price Center’s Dirty Birds Delayed Due to Environmental Protestors Wearing Dawn Shirts Last Thursday, confused environmental protestors from the surrounding La Jolla neighborhood stormed Price Center …
Goop Releases “Raiding Mom’s Medicine Cabinet” Line of Vitamins
Goop Releases “Raiding Mom’s Medicine Cabinet” Line of Vitamins Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness brand Goop has recently revealed a new series of vitamin supplements. The collection is …
Kratt Brothers to Reboot “Zoboomafoo” Using Original Actors
Kratt Brothers to Reboot “Zoboomafoo” Using Original Actors PBS has announced the return of “Zoboomafoo” with new episodes and an updated content style to appeal to …
