Volume 28 Issue 4

Top Ten

Top Ten Songs from Musk the Musical

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Songs from Musk the Musical It’s A-Me! Wario! Hyperloop to Hell SpaceX Oddity Do You Wanna Build A Tesla? Careful Whisper (I’m Trying to …

Skyboxes

Some Rocks Don’t Brush Their Teeth

Written by: The MQ

They take their dental health for granite

Skyboxes

Tennis Novice Wins First Game

Written by: The MQ

Is thrust into the limelight

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons Why Clifford Got So Big

Written by: The MQ

10. Insane selective breeding9. Vitamin overdose8. He was bitten by a radioactive Great Dane7. Inflation in the US over the last decade6. Pushing all the sliders …

ArticlesNewsPolitics

State of California Abolishes Legal Gender, Strictly Enforces Favorite Color Instead

Written by: Robin Brewin

“I just got my government-assigned color,” said Moore-Sherwin. “They said it’s green, but I’m feeling blue.”Photo by Robin Brewin The state of California has made strides …

ArticlesCampusNews

COVID-19 Positive Students to Isolate in Breakout Rooms

Written by: Elise Jonas-Delson

One student had to be further isolated after sending others in their breakout room a virus.Photo by Maria Dhilla UC San Diego students who test positive …

ArticlesCampusNews

Frat Houses Campaign to Have New COVID-19 Strains Named After Them

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

“We’re still getting noise complaints, but now it’s only because of all the coughing,” bragged Jason.Image by Sharon Roth As the nation sees more and more …

EditorialOpinion

I Only Make the Class Discords Because Everyone Else Has a God Complex and That’s Why You Should Thank Me

Written by: Andrew Sitko

By J. H. SavyeurShepard of the Flock Have you ever been in a lecture and you see that Discord link plunged into chat in the first …

ArticlesHolidaysNews

Groundbreaking Study Finds Average New Year’s Resolution Is Only Kept for 25 Minutes

Written by: Pranav Reddy

“New hour, new me,” said Debilis.Photo by Jack Yang The National Academy of Sciences recently published a study showing that the average New Year’s resolution is …

Features

The MQ’s Secret History

Written by: The MQ