Volume 28 Issue 4

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Psych Student Develops Cure for Déjà Vu

Written by: Everett Ririe

Rats treated with Don’tjà Vu were eight times more likely to double-check that the stove was off before leaving the cage.Photo by Robin Brewin Last month, Don’tjà …

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I Got You This Heart-Shaped Box for Valentine’s Day Vs. You Fool! I Need a Real Human Heart!

Written by: Jack Yang

Point: I Got You This Heart-Shaped Box for Valentine’s Day Hey Annie. Happy Valentine’s Day. I’m not great at the whole romance thing, but I wanted …

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Top Ten Songs from Musk the Musical

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Songs from Musk the Musical It’s A-Me! Wario! Hyperloop to Hell SpaceX Oddity Do You Wanna Build A Tesla? Careful Whisper (I’m Trying to …

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Some Rocks Don’t Brush Their Teeth

Written by: The MQ

They take their dental health for granite

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Tennis Novice Wins First Game

Written by: The MQ

Is thrust into the limelight

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Top Ten Reasons Why Clifford Got So Big

Written by: The MQ

10. Insane selective breeding9. Vitamin overdose8. He was bitten by a radioactive Great Dane7. Inflation in the US over the last decade6. Pushing all the sliders …

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State of California Abolishes Legal Gender, Strictly Enforces Favorite Color Instead

Written by: Robin Brewin

“I just got my government-assigned color,” said Moore-Sherwin. “They said it’s green, but I’m feeling blue.”Photo by Robin Brewin The state of California has made strides …