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Starbucks’ Holiday Cups Cost Extra This Year

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After years of Novemberly outrage about Starbucks’ holiday red cups, the coffee company has elected to make the controversial cups an add-on to their drinks instead …

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Student Fakes Her Own Death to Avoid Jury Duty

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“I want you to grind really hard,” said Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve.Photo by Maria Dhilla After hearing the news that her roommate Ayla …

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British Currency Depicts Prince William Instead of King Charles III

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British Currency Depicts Prince William Instead of King Charles III After the death of Queen Elizabeth II, citizens of the United Kingdom were concerned that they …

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Scarecrows to Be Used to Alleviate Teacher Shortage

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“It is such an honor to be taught by someone who won the Fields Medal in computational agriculture,” commented Ayla.Photo by Maria Dhilla In San Diego …

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For Local Frog, “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”

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Listen. Listen! Lean in here. All the way down, buddy. You see where I live? This absolutely gorgeous miniature log cabin is my home. I live …

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Student Finds Four-Leaf Clover on Sun God Lawn, Wins Zoom Meeting With Leprechaun

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“Ten more minutes and I’m lepre-GONE,” grumbled the leprechaun.Photo By Julia Wong Earlier this week, third-year UCSD student Stacey Greene was taking a break from her …

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Student Creates Hobbit-Hole out of Dorm Room, Lists it on Airbnb

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Mackenzie Richards, a third-year mechanical engineering major and business minor, has transformed her dorm room in Rita Atkinson Residences into a Lord of the Rings -inspired …

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Frat Houses Campaign to Have New COVID-19 Strains Named After Them

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“We’re still getting noise complaints, but now it’s only because of all the coughing,” bragged Jason.Image by Sharon Roth As the nation sees more and more …

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Escaped Lab Mouse Takes up Residence in Seventh College Elevator

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Escaped Lab Mouse Takes up Residence in Seventh College Elevator Last Friday, first-year Seventh College student Christopher Crumbs reported seeing a mouse on one of the …