Written by: The MQ

10. Another, smaller fridge
9. Our dead wife
8. A cup of drug-free pee
7. Laika’s exploded remains
6. Our roommate who hid there all break to get the $650 credit
5. Chemicals known to cause cancer in the state of California
4. A seemingly empty jar labeled “fart”
3. Ancient Greek yogurt
2. A new lifeform
1. Walt Disney’s head

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