Graduating students from Margaret “Mayge” Farenhart Middle School completed the first half of the school district’s two-course sex ed program, which initially builds anticipation and then …

Area senior Steve Reynolds announced this week that, despite this quarter “taking him by surprise” with the amount of work 12 units of classes required, he …

After discovering the success of Therapy Fluffies, UCSD has created a new program to help students de-stress without having to battle dander allergies. On Thursday, UCSD …

Environmental scientists discovered the true cause of climate change; they believe that all environmental catastrophes can be traced back to the year 1994, when Mariah Carey …

A recent study from the Cat Relations department at the University of California, San Diego found that three cats is too many cats. The study was …

A man awoke last Friday morning to gaze upon his mysteriously acquired spare brain. Deciding that he no longer needed an external manifestation of knowledge, he …

Scientists have joined to stabilize the continuum, but don’t believe they can fix time until either 2073 or 307 B.C. “The first thing I did with …

Mother Earth recently revealed her thoughts on President-Elect Donald Trump’s claims that climate change is a Chinese conspiracy to make American manufacturing non-competitive. His denialism upset …

In a horrible turn of events, an accident Saturday night claimed the lives of at least eight men. Witnesses report the accident was the cause of …

Karl Tunberg was just wondering when his grandchildren last visited when he received a call from his daughter, informing him that he would be packing his …