Ethan Coston
Hillary Clinton Announces 2020 Presidential Run, Will Do Everything the Same as Last Time
Failed 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced this week that she will pursue the presidency again in 2020 John Podesta will serve once again as her …
Professor Bans Phones to Prevent Students From Watching Sex Tape
UCSD professor Hartman Brody banned phones in his classroom out of fear that his students were watching his sex tape. Brody was reportedly having an affair …
CALPIRG Hires Ghosts to Harass Students in Their Dreams
UCSD CALPIRG Chair Sophie Haddad announced on Tuesday that the money from the CALPIRG student fee referendum students approved last Spring Quarter will go toward a …
UCSD Begins Construction on RIMAC Field Parking Structure, Cites Lack of Parking Due to Construction
UCSD will break ground on the new RIMAC Parking Structure next week; a plan that is projected to add 3,000 parking spots, but will take away …
HDH Replaces Dining Hall Meals With Dog Food, Students Deem It an Improvement
Last Friday night, HDH announced via email that it will change all dining hall food options to dog food varieties starting Fall Quarter 2018, citing student …
