Hannah Lykins
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had I was called to Africa by a force that I almost can’t describe — it’s …
Graduating Senior Excited to Study Abroad, Put Off the Inevitable
Hykins was reportedly enthralled when she purchased her “one-way ticket from Berlin to unemployment.” Photo by Stephen Lightfoot In an attempt to ignore the inevitability of …
Men are Taking Credit for Women’s Work, and Now We Know Why
Following a recent study, scientists claim to have discovered the reason why men always seem to take credit for women’s work: “‘Cause we can, duh.” “It’s …
College Student Plans Spring Break Trip to Australia, Doesn’t Understand how Hemispheres Work
American college student Kelsey Vittras received backlash after she announced her plan to take her first-ever spring break trip to Canberra, Australia. Her decision was reportedly …
New Hotel “The Last Resort” Disappoints
Dear faithful readers, nothing’s alright. Nothing is fine. I can’t go on living this way. This last weekend has really tested me. Downward spiral. Where do …
Louis C.K. Confident in New Standup Routine About Women
In the aftermath of a recent publicity scandal, comic Louis C.K. has decided to premiere a new standup act in an attempt to curry favor with …
“Save Me From The Dark” Alarm Clock Fails to Wake Users Up Inside
There’s nothing more difficult in my adult life than getting up in the morning. Every day, I wake up feeling like I’ve been sleeping for a …
Here Comes the Son Offers a Comfortable Stay for Expecting Mothers
e been waiting to visit and review the Here Comes the Son maternity ward. When I got pregnant with my second child, I knew I would …
New Bed and Breakfast “Stay-cy’s Mom” Has Got It Goin’ On
After many months of waiting, I couldn’t be more excited to announce the grand opening of the prestigious new bed and breakfast, “Stay-cy’s Mom.” Run by …
First-Year Student Buys Surfboard, Definitely Ready for College Now
First-year Muir College student Billy Standall decided to purchase a surfboard approximately one-hour after moving-in, in an effort to “properly” prepare himself for his time as …
