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UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day
UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day After declaring the first annual UCSD Giving Day a success, administrators are implementing a new event …
Study Finds Microwave in Break Room Dripping in Chili
Study Finds Microwave in Break Room Dripping in Chili Early this morning the communal microwave in the Scripps Medical Laboratory break room was found to be …
UCSD Junior Ready for Farewell Tour
UCSD Junior Ready for Farewell Tour Local third-year student Dave Gracey has reportedly been found “preparing for his farewell tour.” “It’s this stupid thing he’s planning …
Area Woman Named Summer Prepared for Three Months of Dad Jokes
Area Woman Named Summer Prepared for Three Months of Dad Jokes Local graduating UCSD senior Summer Irvine is reportedly preparing for a new season of jokes …
Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band
Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band San Diego local Alex Peartlee has expressed excitement for the next studio album by the Canadian rock …
Sigma Chi Throws Party on Sinking Ship
Sigma Chi Throws Party on Sinking Ship Despite an inspection that revealed that the hull is rapidly filling with water, the Iota Chi chapter of Sigma …
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had I was called to Africa by a force that I almost can’t describe — it’s …
a way to keep this damn rock from falling
Sisyphus via Clay Pot Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation states that all things with mass and energy are attracted to one another. Gravity causes the planets …
a dam that goes around the world
Stanley Buples via email “In all of history, a dam spanning around the entire edge of the world has never been built. Everyone knows that water …
double-sided underwear
Silviya Borimirov via Instagram Reusable items are all the rage today, but one industry where these products haven’t taken hold yet is the undergarment industry. The …
