Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band
San Diego local Alex Peartlee has expressed excitement for the next studio album by the Canadian rock band Rash after listening to their 2012 album “Gearbox Devils” on a friend’s AirPods. Unbeknownst to Peartlee, Rash officially retired in 2014.
“I personally could not be more excited for Rash’s next work,” Peartlee exclaimed. “They have a really unique musical style, and there’s no one today that has that same sound. It would probably be a worse tragedy than the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989 if I couldn’t get more of this kind of music.”
“Rash? Oh, Rash! Didn’t they write that ‘Huckleberry Finn’ song way back in the 80’s?” responded one passerby. “I didn’t even know they made music in the 21st century. Weren’t they already like 60-years-old in 1980?”
Peartlee has reportedly refused to search anything related to Rash online in order “not to spoil the next album.”