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SeaWorld Files Defamation Suit Against Disney
SeaWorld Files Defamation Suit Against Disney This month, Disney fans of all ages flooded the seats of their local living rooms to turn on Disney+ for …
New Students Incorrectly Pronouncing RIMAC
New Students Incorrectly Pronouncing RIMAC This fall, many first-year students have been found pronouncing RIMAC as “lion tree.” This is a notable departure from previous years, …
“Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur
“Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur The children’s classic Zoboomafoo by the Kratt brothers will be rebooted after its original reboot was canceled due to …
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022 In a hurry? Need to buy a gift for a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband? Got a special …
Scientists Discover Arizona Green Tea Is The Elixir of Life
Scientists Discover Arizona Green Tea Is The Elixir of Life A team of biochemists at UCSD recently discovered that the elixir of life is AriZona Green …
Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting
Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting Photographer Hito Sprintworthy made waves in the art world after traveling six months for …
Chemist Discovers First Base
A UCSD chemistry lab shocked the scientific community when Erick Menten, a third-year chemistry major, synthesized a compound with unusual physiological effects. Menten first believed the …
For Local Frog, “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”
Listen. Listen! Lean in here. All the way down, buddy. You see where I live? This absolutely gorgeous miniature log cabin is my home. I live …
UCSD Fourth-Year Refuses To Admit She Has Peaked
“I’m embarrassed for myself,” admitted Hester Corduroy. “Even now, I feel like I’m half present — some part of me is looking on in complete disgust …
One Dead and Three Injured in Emotionally-Charged Car Ride
“It was a bloodbath, emotionally speaking,” confided Orin Euphrate. “Technically no one died. It was more of a spiritual death than anything, with Constance being immediately …
