Editorial
Editorial: Liberals Took Away My Parental Rights After I Tried to Make Modern Day Cupid by Handing My Baby a Shotgun
If you ever need yet another reason to realize the end of civilized America is near, look no further than the leftist culture that has stripped …
Why Does This College Named After Me Have so Little Plant Life?
It used to be an honor to be attached to a UCSD college. In the ghost world, I secured loads of connections just by pointing that …
EDITORIAL: Amazon Prime Student Made Shopping for My First Year of College So Easy!
OMG! You guys would not believe what cute stuff I got for my dorm, all from shopping exclusively on Amazon! From enchanting floral string-lights to a …
EDITORIAL: Saudi Arabia Bans Online Satire, Finally a Step in the Right Direction
Saudi Arabia announced they were finally banning online satire last month and I for one could not be more proud. People have said that the biggest …
EDITORIAL: The U.S. Abandoned the White Working Class, Now Two Government Goons Are Gonna Raid My Homestead
The upstanding, white, rural, patriotic, liberty-lovin’, hippie-hatin’, community has been left behind. Neglected. Taken for granted. How do you “Snapchat fiends” say it? Ghosted. I’m no …
EDITORIAL: Watching Drag Race Has Made Me the Best Ally
Before I started watching this show, I had no idea what the gay community was like. I thought it was all those cute boys in high …
Editorial: With All the Upheaval in Hollywood, Thank God We Have Good Men Like Lauer Submitted November 26, 2017
It seems like every day there’s another piece of news all about how a well respected actor, Hollywood executive, or journalist who was considered a role …
Editorial: Hey, Hey! Wait for Me to Leave Class before You Enter, Asshole
I understand that our time on this earth is finite. And I understand that you want to maximize your time in your plane of mortal existence. …
EDITORIAL: Baywatch Too Deep for General Audiences
This summer is chock full of studio driven, mass-appeal, action blockbusters leaving little space for anything not trying to gross a billion dollars. From the new …
In Response to My Critics, as Wrong as a Toothbrush in a Bathroom
It is the apparent opinion of Mr. James Dickenson that, while my last novel “Crying in the Parking Lot of a Burger King,” sequel to the …
