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UCSD Student in DEI Lecture Looks Forward to Making Casually Racist Comment
Magdalin “immediately regretted” making attendance mandatory.Photo by Jack Yang Early this morning a group of UCSD students contacted university officials with concerns that a fellow classmate …
Increase of Missing Hydro Flasks as “WSCO” Cult Expands
The pictured thief reportedly got away from the scene by disappearing into a huge cloud of paper straws.Photo by Jack Yang Amber Alerts across the UCSD campus …
Sorority Girls Experience Near Death on Local Torrey Pines Hike
“If we get out of here alive, I swear we’re gonna take that trip to Spain,” Fillis said to Stutten.Photo by Jay Noonan Sorority sisters Jessica …
UCSD Claims $20,000 Tuition Hike a “Spooky-Season Prank”
Despite publishing the tuition hike as a prank video, Khosla did not go viral, nor increase his subscriber count.Photo by Jack Yang UCSD has recently backtracked …
Lab Students Upset That Wearing Lab Coats Does Not Improve Midterm Scores
“But they emphasized PPE so much during lecture!” said Kartashev.Photo by Jack Yang This past Monday UCSD was “filled with shouts of incredulity and misery” as …
UCSD Ranked #1 University by “Getting Hit by a Bike” Magazine
Reporters state that as soon as the interview was finished, another bike crash occurred outside the studio.Photo by Jack Yang UC San Diego has been honored with …
Out-of-State Freshman Won’t Shut Up About How She’s a ‘Cali Girl’ Now
“If Elaine says ‘hella’ one more time, I’m gonna split her surfboard in half,” lamented her roommate.Photo by Jack Yang UCSD Freshman Elaine Eaken’s roommates have …
Local Pastor Promotes Foot Fetish to Combat Premarital Sex
“Remember to leave a little space for Jesus. And socks. It’s sexier with the socks on anyways,” said Pastor Frietche.Photo by Jack Yang This past Thursday, passing …
Hitchcock’s “The Birds” Remake to Feature Bird Scooters
Tickets for the movie start at $1, with 15 cents added per minute.Photo by Jack Yang After 56 years, the Master of Suspense’s 1963 thriller “The Birds” …
La Jolla Playhouse Premiers "Stomp 2", Featuring UCSD’s Custodial Staff
Several audience members paid for a premium package with “splash zone” seating and $80 “Stomp 2” ponchos.Photo by Jack Yang The La Jolla Playhouse recently announced …
