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UCSD Professor Assigns Controversial Vibe Check Instead of Midterm
Sources later confirmed that none of the answers were correct. Photo by Jack Yang Dr. Frank N. Stein of UC San Diego made waves in the …
Promiscuous Frat Boy Misinterprets Title of “Halloweenie” Cookout
The fraternity reportedly had to cancel their upcoming hot dog fest due to this incident.Photo by Jack Yang First-year Austin Smang was arrested at the University …
Headless Horseman Accepted into UCSD, Considered “Perfect Fit” for Campus
The Headless Horseman reportedly felt stress at one point in his life, but “just got over it.”Photo by Jack Yang In a move one anonymous source …
College Student Joins 57 Student Organizations for Free Food, Shocked to Discover They Have Commitments
Mann was reportedly confused when the Prelaw Society asked her when she was coming for mock debates.Photo by Jack Yang Incoming first year at UC San Diego, …
UCSD Wi-Fi Found To Be Powered by a Naked Mole Rat
Upon hearing the news, a faculty member from the biology department said, “Oh, so that’s where they go.”Photo by Jack Yang The cause of recent internet …
Local Student Outraged That Nobody Cares He is TikTok Famous
After the incident, Adamec received an endorsement offer from IHOP.Photo by Jade Coniglio There was an incident at the La Jolla Denny’s last Friday when servers …
UCSD and MTS to Introduce A, B, S, & D Transit Passes
“I thought San Diego had a really good public transit system, but they really just threw us under the bus,” shared a student.Photo by Jay Noonan …
UCSD Student in DEI Lecture Looks Forward to Making Casually Racist Comment
Magdalin “immediately regretted” making attendance mandatory.Photo by Jack Yang Early this morning a group of UCSD students contacted university officials with concerns that a fellow classmate …
Increase of Missing Hydro Flasks as “WSCO” Cult Expands
The pictured thief reportedly got away from the scene by disappearing into a huge cloud of paper straws.Photo by Jack Yang Amber Alerts across the UCSD campus …
Sorority Girls Experience Near Death on Local Torrey Pines Hike
“If we get out of here alive, I swear we’re gonna take that trip to Spain,” Fillis said to Stutten.Photo by Jay Noonan Sorority sisters Jessica …
