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Move-In Day Fiasco Leaves Student Swearing Off On-Campus Housing
“Guys, we should make shirts,” Rivers said, as his roommates avoided eye contact.Photo by Jack Yang After another year of working to find the perfect Move-In …
Freshman Shocked to Discover Nobody Cares About His AP Scores
“You think I can use my five on the AP Stats test for anything other than bragging rights?” asked Shultz. “I paid too much for it …
Stuart Art Collection Unveils Newest Piece to Upset Students
Augin and Carry commented that it was meant as a reminder that “there’s always time to be an inconvenience.”Photo by Jack Yang Last Tuesday morning, university …
Local Man Studies Abroad, Experiences No Jet Lag Due to God-Awful Sleep Schedule
Maples gets up each morning for a “light jog” around the neighborhood to see the sights, “just like anyone else would.”Photo by Jessica Ma After paying …
Freshman Convinced They Found Soulmate During Welcome Week
“There’s just something so amazing about an 18-year-old who knows how to use chopsticks,” said Chessit.Photo by Jack Yang First-year Brittany Chessit recently got into a …
UCSD Student’s Bedroom Confused for Glassware Antique Show
One of the plates pictured was taken for further inspection after scientists found a culture on it dating back to 2013.Photo by Jay Noonan Taylor Fetner, …
UCSD Begins Construction on New Housing Crisis
“Don’t worry, these dorms are also filled with asbestos,” said Jhaveri after describing the new student housing development on top of Tenaya Hall.Photo by Jack Yang …
Study Finds Increased Alcohol Consumption Correlated with Higher GPA
Luna reportedly tries to keep his blood alcohol levels at the same number as his GPA. Photo by: Jack Yang College students who engage in alcohol …
UC Chancellors Appoint Themselves as Permanent Commencement Speakers
On the topic of how the graduates will succeed in life, Khosla said, “You will not make it on a boat, you will not make it …
Students Prepare for Annual End-of-the-Year Galbraith Book Burning
School officials later declared the book burning event a new part of the Stuart Art Collection and titled the piece: “Disco Inferno.” Photo by Jay Noonan …
