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UC Chancellors Appoint Themselves as Permanent Commencement Speakers
On the topic of how the graduates will succeed in life, Khosla said, “You will not make it on a boat, you will not make it …
Students Prepare for Annual End-of-the-Year Galbraith Book Burning
School officials later declared the book burning event a new part of the Stuart Art Collection and titled the piece: “Disco Inferno.” Photo by Jay Noonan …
Graduating Pre-Law Student Ready to Become Written into Law; No Longer Just a Bill on Capitol Hill
“What happens if I get vetoed? Do I die?” asked Brakelian when she was told she didn’t have the approval of President Trump. Photo by Jack …
Graduating Senior Excited to Study Abroad, Put Off the Inevitable
Hykins was reportedly enthralled when she purchased her “one-way ticket from Berlin to unemployment.” Photo by Stephen Lightfoot In an attempt to ignore the inevitability of …
Point/Counterpoint: Going Pre-med is the Hardest Route a College Student Can Take/Objection, Your Honor
Going Pre-med is the Hardest Route a College Student Can Take By Baxter Washington Pre-med Student Out of all potential career paths college students can take, …
In Response to UCSD Spam Quarantine Complaints, UCSD Sends More Spam Emails
“Apparently, a postcard from my parents didn’t arrive because my mailbox was full, but this is well-formatted, I guess,” shared one Warren student after checking her …
New Wave of Construction on Sixth Apartments Makes Students Exit onto I-5
“On the bright side, the construction went straight through Foodworx,” said one student who crossed the freeway and survived. Photo by Jack Yang UC San Diego …
Local Student Mixes Every Single Energy Drink Available, Projected Not to Sleep Until Next Week
After staying awake for six consecutive days and breaking the former school record, third-year Saturn Smith attempted to break the UC-wide record of 11 days. When …
Premed Student Downs Four Red Bulls and Adderall Daily, Believes He Will Be a Great Doctor
UCSD premed student Enzo Stephenson recently posted a photo of himself on Instagram posing at his desk with several empty bottles of Red Bull and Adderall. …
First-Year Revelle Student Actually Reads the Assigned Reading
On February 15, after seeing “see me after class” as the grade on his first paper, first-year Revelle student Adam Sedah has signfigantly changed his academic …
