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Animal Crossing: New Horizons to Include Gentrification

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

Isabelle also offers the option of forcing villagers to stop speaking their dialect of Animalese if the player deems it “unprofessional.”Photo by Dan Kaliblotzky Nintendo has …

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Disneyland and UC System Compete for Highest Prices

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

UCSD and Disney are also currently engaged in a trademark dispute over the name “King Triton.”Photo by Sharon Roth With spring and summer break just around the …

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Elon Musk Deemed “Not Morally Ambiguous Enough” to Qualify as Name for Sixth College

Written by: Tommy Jung

Musk later tweeted: “Once I get to Mars, I’ll show them.”Photo by Jay Noonan Last week, UCSD’s college naming committee released their bi-weekly transparency report detailing polling …

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We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges vs. But If We Have 13, Sun God Can Finally Ascend to His True Form

Written by: Gage Tanzman

Point: We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges UCSD is a big school. Plopped on the cliffs of La Jolla, the top research university has an undergraduate …

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New Study Finds Lost Keys, Scientist Appalled at His Own Creation

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

West says the next big step is finding where he last parked his car.Photo by Jack Yang R ecently it was announced UCSD can now boast about …

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New Study Shows Mental Illnesses are Apparently “Not Moods”

Written by: Miranda May

Students were dismissive of the movement, with one saying “They should just be more positive.”Photo by Jay Noonan New findings from a study conducted by the UCSD …

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Method Actor Revealed to be Crippling Alcoholic Revealed to be Method Actor

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

Fellow actors claim Dunne is still not over his gambling addiction from “Guys and Dolls.”Photo by Sharon Roth Local San Diegan method actor was recently found …

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Freshman Fails in Search for Crush’s Mysterious Boyfriend Who ‘Doesn’t go here’

Written by: Saul Chaplin

Jacobs said, “If she has a boyfriend, then why does she keep popping up on my roommate’s Tinder?”Photo by Sharon Roth Joel Jacobs, a first year in …

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Disneyland and UC System Compete for Highest Prices

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

UCSD and Disney are also currently engaged in a trademark dispute over the name “King Triton.”Photo by Sharon Roth With spring and summer break just around the …

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Valentine’s Day Goes Paperless to Appeal to “Those Whiny Kids”

Written by: Ram Sivapalan

Kids lauded the move as a “true act of love” toward the Earth.Photo by Silver Wallace In a bid to reconcile outdated courting practices, major Valentine’s card …