Mishelle Arakelian

Mishelle Arakelian is a third-year Political Science major and Law and Society minor. One time she rejected an internship with the Obamas due to a scheduling conflict.

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Graduating Pre-Law Student Ready to Become Written into Law; No Longer Just a Bill on Capitol Hill

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“What happens if I get vetoed? Do I die?” asked Brakelian when she was told she didn’t have the approval of President Trump. Photo by Jack …

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Local College Student Concerned About Politics, Does Nothing About It

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Greg Alaffia, a local 20-something college student, is concerned about current geopolitical affairs, but has no real plans to do anything about it. Alaffia has been …

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Hobby Lobby Makes Lobbying its Hobby

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The Oklahoma City headquarters of prominent evangelical arts and crafts corporation Hobby Lobby has ordered a surprising course change in the company’s direction, with the company …

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Pluto the Pup Takes Siege of Disney, Establishes a Plutocracy

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Pluto the Pup, the Disney character owned by Mickey Mouse, told reporters yesterday that he has decided to incite a coup in order to become the …

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Dating App Matches Students Based on Laptop Stickers

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First impressions matter, and if you spend most of your time with your laptop, chances are the first impression of your laptop matters too. This was …

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Local Asshole Boycotts Hydro Flask, Drinks Water Directly From the Source

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Earlier this month, local rookie activist Flynt Boyle took to boycotting Hydro Flask for capitalizing on portable ways to drink water. Boyle was outraged, claiming that …

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New Tweet Character Limit Finally Allows Donald Trump to Be Eloquent World Leader

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Late this September, in an effort to help users be more expressive, Twitter announced that they were going to be beta testing doubling their tweet character …

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Sixth College To Be Renamed Following Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet

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Early last week, business magnate Warren Buffett was the focus of a fundraising buffet at Earl Warren College, dubbed “Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet.” The Buffet served …