Mishelle Arakelian
Graduating Pre-Law Student Ready to Become Written into Law; No Longer Just a Bill on Capitol Hill
“What happens if I get vetoed? Do I die?” asked Brakelian when she was told she didn’t have the approval of President Trump. Photo by Jack …
Local College Student Concerned About Politics, Does Nothing About It
Greg Alaffia, a local 20-something college student, is concerned about current geopolitical affairs, but has no real plans to do anything about it. Alaffia has been …
Hobby Lobby Makes Lobbying its Hobby
The Oklahoma City headquarters of prominent evangelical arts and crafts corporation Hobby Lobby has ordered a surprising course change in the company’s direction, with the company …
Pluto the Pup Takes Siege of Disney, Establishes a Plutocracy
Pluto the Pup, the Disney character owned by Mickey Mouse, told reporters yesterday that he has decided to incite a coup in order to become the …
Dating App Matches Students Based on Laptop Stickers
First impressions matter, and if you spend most of your time with your laptop, chances are the first impression of your laptop matters too. This was …
Local Asshole Boycotts Hydro Flask, Drinks Water Directly From the Source
Earlier this month, local rookie activist Flynt Boyle took to boycotting Hydro Flask for capitalizing on portable ways to drink water. Boyle was outraged, claiming that …
New Tweet Character Limit Finally Allows Donald Trump to Be Eloquent World Leader
Late this September, in an effort to help users be more expressive, Twitter announced that they were going to be beta testing doubling their tweet character …
Sixth College To Be Renamed Following Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet
Early last week, business magnate Warren Buffett was the focus of a fundraising buffet at Earl Warren College, dubbed “Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet.” The Buffet served …
