Mishelle Arakelian

Mishelle Arakelian is a third-year Political Science major and Law and Society minor. One time she rejected an internship with the Obamas due to a scheduling conflict.

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Graduating Pre-Law Student Ready to Become Written into Law; No Longer Just a Bill on Capitol Hill

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian

“What happens if I get vetoed? Do I die?” asked Brakelian when she was told she didn’t have the approval of President Trump. Photo by Jack …

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Local College Student Concerned About Politics, Does Nothing About It

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian and Daniel Clinton

Greg Alaffia, a local 20-something college student, is concerned about current geopolitical affairs, but has no real plans to do anything about it. Alaffia has been …

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Hobby Lobby Makes Lobbying its Hobby

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian

The Oklahoma City headquarters of prominent evangelical arts and crafts corporation Hobby Lobby has ordered a surprising course change in the company’s direction, with the company …

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Pluto the Pup Takes Siege of Disney, Establishes a Plutocracy

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian

Pluto the Pup, the Disney character owned by Mickey Mouse, told reporters yesterday that he has decided to incite a coup in order to become the …

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Dating App Matches Students Based on Laptop Stickers

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian

First impressions matter, and if you spend most of your time with your laptop, chances are the first impression of your laptop matters too. This was …

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Local Asshole Boycotts Hydro Flask, Drinks Water Directly From the Source

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian and Chris Doherty

Earlier this month, local rookie activist Flynt Boyle took to boycotting Hydro Flask for capitalizing on portable ways to drink water. Boyle was outraged, claiming that …

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New Tweet Character Limit Finally Allows Donald Trump to Be Eloquent World Leader

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian

Late this September, in an effort to help users be more expressive, Twitter announced that they were going to be beta testing doubling their tweet character …

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Sixth College To Be Renamed Following Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet

Written by: Mishelle Arakelian and Chris Doherty

Early last week, business magnate Warren Buffett was the focus of a fundraising buffet at Earl Warren College, dubbed “Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet.” The Buffet served …