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Local Asshole Boycotts Hydro Flask, Drinks Water Directly From the Source

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Earlier this month, local rookie activist Flynt Boyle took to boycotting Hydro Flask for capitalizing on portable ways to drink water. Boyle was outraged, claiming that …

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Sixth College To Be Renamed Following Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet

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Early last week, business magnate Warren Buffett was the focus of a fundraising buffet at Earl Warren College, dubbed “Warren’s Warren Buffett Buffet.” The Buffet served …

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“HOT SLOTS” Found to be A Social Media Mystery

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Ezra Lambert, a self-identified millennial, awoke to a vague and confusing text message on his iPhone last Wednesday morning. The message contained various references to stripclubs, …