Volume 30 Issue 3

ArticlesCampusNews

Khosla Declares UCSD Tuition ‘Too Low’

Written by: Justin Xu

“I’m proud to announce that we no longer have students living under the poverty line,” said Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Justin Xu At a recent press conference, …

ArticlesNationalNews

Iowa Becomes First Woman-Free State

Written by: Dylan Towner

“How can I be a misogynist when I don’t even miss the women?” asked Governor Mannington.Photo by Amit Roth In the six months following the enactment …

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

Disney Is a Striking Example of the Proliferation of Capitalism vs Fuck You, I’m Mickey Mouse

Written by: Cole Johnson

POINT: Disney Is a Striking Example of the Proliferation of Capitalism Back in my day, characters could only be owned by a company for about 14 …

Center SpreadFeatures

The MQ From an Alternate Timeline

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesLocalNews

Man Gets What He Wants by Wishing upon a Star

Written by: Erin Yao

“I tried to wish on the star too,” said Richard #29, “but nothing happened.”Photo by Dylan Schmidt In a series of events reported as “rare” by …

Back PageFeatures

MYTHQUSTERS

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility vs. How Do I Open These Fucking Doors

Written by: Jordan Whitlow and Kaz Nuckowski

POINT: Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility The worst thing to happen to anybody just happened to me. I’m temporarily disabled because of a tragic bus …

Top Ten

Top Ten Unconventional Parking Spots

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesHolidaysNews

Christmas Decor to Change Alongside Climate

Written by: James Woolley

“We’re going to get a lot of coal this Christmas,” said Jolly McTinsel.Photo by Dylan Schmidt According to focus group data from holiday retail giant Mallhark, …

Top Ten

Top Ten Gifts We Returned

Written by: The MQ