Written by: The MQ

  1. Anywhere with your hazards on
  2. Chained to a bike rack
  3. Chancellor Khosla’s front lawn
  4. Ridgewalk Living and Learning Crater
  5. KAHNOP • TO TELL A STORY (formerly known as CONCORDANCE)
  6. In your bloodstream, after Ms. Frizzle shrinks your car down for you
  7. Double-parked vertically using a magnetic lifter
  8. Half Dome Lounge at 6 p.m. on Tuesdays
  9. In the middle of the I-5
  10. In the tow lot, preemptively

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