- Anywhere with your hazards on
- Chained to a bike rack
- Chancellor Khosla’s front lawn
- Ridgewalk Living and Learning Crater
- KAHNOP • TO TELL A STORY (formerly known as CONCORDANCE)
- In your bloodstream, after Ms. Frizzle shrinks your car down for you
- Double-parked vertically using a magnetic lifter
- Half Dome Lounge at 6 p.m. on Tuesdays
- In the middle of the I-5
- In the tow lot, preemptively
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