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Welcome to Nucleair.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight. With our digital in-flight magazine courtesy of SkyMqll™, you'll never have to make awkward conversation with whoever's sitting next to you!
$24.99/hr charge for internet access applies. $0.73 semi-monthly discount applied for AMTRAK Golden Spike™ members.
Staff
We'd like to take a moment to acknowledge all of the staff that make flying on Nucleair a tolerable experience for our passengers and a lucrative investment for our shareholders.
Airline Staff
Executives
- First Class James Woolley
- Business Class Farhad Taraporevala
- Economy Class Kaz Nuckowski
Content
- Wright Brother Theo Erickson
- Wrong Brother Dylan Towner
- Left Brother Abby Offenhauser
Design
- Pre-Flight Checker Alberto Ruiz
- Post-Flight Checker Liv Gilbert
Distribution
- Lost Baggage Matthew Ware
- Emotional Baggage Erica Rosslee
Social/Publicity
- United Polaris® Lounge Member Madeline Mozafari
- Amex Centurion Lounge Member Olga Vysotsky
Copy
- Spray-On Sunscreen Katie Campbell
- Lithium-Ion Battery Janice Kim
- 7 Ounces of Toothpaste Annelise McCullough
Graphics
- Control Panel Julia Wong
- Big Lever Amit Roth
- Shiny Button Dylan Schmidt
Web
- Loose Outlet Aaron Sonin
- Expensive Wi-Fi Jeannie Kim
- Dead Battery Amir Baig
Honorary
- Flight Status: Canceled Connor Betterly
- Flight Status: Delayed Jerry Wu
Advisor
- Air Marshal Claudia Peña
Air Traffic Controllers
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Sydney Alexander
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Isabelle McKelvey
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Announcements
Ignore at your own peril.
It feels like the only two places you still see print media are
literally in your hand right now and on airplanes. So we thought
to ourselves, why not combine the two? Happy special issue!
We’re really proud to bring you SkyMqll, our very own in-flight
magazine. We had a lot of fun making it, and we hope you have
a lot of fun reading it. Please remember to always obey the
seatbelt signs, and in the case of an emergency landing, this
magazine can serve as both a flotation device and emergency
rations. Safe travels!
- James Woolley, First Class
Attention: Would passengers on the following Nucleair
flights please proceed to the gate for a fight to the death as
flights have been overbooked:
- Flight N1989 to Shanghai: James Woolley, Aaron Sonin, Robin Brewin, and Erica Rosslee.
- Flight N001 to New York: Jordan Whitlow, Madeline Mozafari, Jerry Wu, and Janice Kim.
- Flight N1054 to Rome: Farhad Taraporevala, Katie Campbell, Matthew Ware, and Abby Offenhauser.
- Flight N776 to London Gatwick: Dylan Schmidt, Amit Roth, and Naomika Nadkarni.
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