Volume 26 Issue 4
Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley
Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley You were the only one who showed up A lot …
Look Who’s Pissing Me Off Again
It’s that time of the year again. Yes people, the biggest brains of Hollywood have come together to completely fuck over all content made by people …
Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing
Local Man Thinks Calamari and Onion Rings are the Same Thing After ordering calamari from a local BJ’s restaurant, UCSD student Sam Stewart was shocked to …
Vegan Woman Hasn’t Eaten in 30 Years
Schwartz has offered readers the code “STARVAT10N” for 10% off her nutrient supplement product line.Photo by Sharon Roth Rebecca Shwartz, a 48-year-old resident of Clairemont, San Diego, …
Rich Student Has Mother Visit Every Weekend to do His Money Laundering
Rich Student Has Mother Visit Every Weekend to do His Money Laundering UCSD first year Alexander Washington recently told his suitemates that his mother frequently travels …
Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other
Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other We need to establish some term limits I’m just feeling …
University of California Sponsors Next Season of The Bachelor to Decide Next UC President
University of California Sponsors Next Season of The Bachelor to Decide Next UC President Following UC President Janet Napolitano’s plans of resignation from her position in …
Local Coffeeshop Announces “12 Months of Christmas” Promotion
One mall Santa commented: “I’ve never had so much job security in my life.”Photo by Sharon Roth Last week, local coffeeshop “Rise ‘n Grind” announced a new …
UCSD Student Proposes $300 AirPod "Earrings"
Following the release of the product, both ear infection rates and the model’s Instagram follower count reportedly skyrocketed.Photo by Sharon Roth Reports find that Apple’s wireless earbuds …
