Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States
Most people think there have only been 45 presidents in American history, but revisionist history books omitted some lesser-known leaders of the free world. Here are their stories:
Burgermeister Meisterburger
- Born in the US, but was raised exclusively by problematic old standup comedians specializing in racial stereotypes
- Made history as America’s first clay president
- Banned all toys during his presidency
The Kool-Aid Man
- Believed in tearing down walls instead of building new ones
- Vice-president was the Hamburger Helper
- Gained popularity as most radical president
Theodor Geisel
- Famously said, “One party, two party, red party, blue party.”
- Said he was a doctor so people didn’t think they were voting for a normal politician
- Had an anti-consumerism, pro-Christmas stance
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