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Scrabble Champion Wins Tournament Playing “Boob” for 24 Points
Scrabble Champion Wins Tournament Playing “Boob” for 24 Points In an unexpected turn of events, Scrabble Master Jenny Newman became the new North American Scrabble Champion …
Bowen Yang to Play Scarlett Johansson in Upcoming SNL Skit
Bowen Yang to Play Scarlett Johansson in Upcoming SNL Skit In a leaked NBC memo, it has been confirmed that Bowen Yang will be portraying Scarlett …
Physics Student Just Wants to Go to Class, Please
Physics Student Just Wants to Go to Class, Please Following the start of construction on Ridgewalk in Revelle College, students have been forming long queues detouring …
Brazilian President Denies Knowledge of Any Amazon Fire
Brazilian President Denies Knowledge of Any Amazon Fire Jair Bolsonaro, President of Brazil, has denied that there ever was an Amazonian fire and claims it was …
Amish Communities Rally Behind Andrew Yang to Fight Wave of Automation
“Aren’t we glad our fragile human flesh is not being pierced by rocks, fellow human women?” asked the metallic Amish woman.Photo by Jack Yang Democratic candidate …
Disney announces live-action remake of Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Disney announces live-action remake of Beverly Hills Chihuahua Plans to recreate the controversial late-2000s movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua was revealed in a recent interview with Disney …
Local Journalist "Sick of Having to be Accurate"
Local Journalist “Sick of Having to be Accurate” lack Mountain Ranch Bi-daily Tribune journalist Winter Evans has recently become notorious after a video of her going …
UCSD Student Says That He Will Travel the World During Summer Vacation, Does Nothing
UCSD Student Says That He Will Travel the World During Summer Vacation, Does Nothing UCSD student Nathan Nix said that he regrets doing nothing over summer …
Area Woman Hauls Ass to Meet FitBit Step Goal
According to reports, O’Malley keeps all the donkeys in a pit affectionately known as her “ass hole.”Photo by Jack Yang Area woman Zigi O’Malley held a …
Point/Counterpoint: How Hard Can This Premed Thing Be?/I Switched Majors Three Weeks Into my Freshman Year
How Hard Can This Premed Thing Be? By Joseph NeuronIncoming Freshman Look, I know I’m only going into my first year, but how hard can Premedreally …
