Physics Student Just Wants to Go to Class, Please
Following the start of construction on Ridgewalk in Revelle College, students have been forming long queues detouring the development areas. The construction is estimated to continue until mid-November.
Josh Dickerson, a third-year undergraduate physics major, says he “just wants to go to fucking class.” “I’ve never actually gone to class before, but now that it’s a pain, I want to actually go.” Dickerson cited the questionably ADA-compliant path in front of Tata Hall as a major source of frustration in getting to Mayer hall from Muir.
“I thought Comic Con, Anime Expo, and CS classes had terrible lines, but this is every single day for two months. And I have to see just as much anime shit waiting in line,” continued Dickerson. “I don’t know why they couldn’t have started this before Summer Session II.”
According to campus officials, the project is expected to be completed within three years of the November estimate.