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Posers Are Horrible and Ruin the Scene for Everybody Vs. I Am Having So Much Fun and Everyone Likes Me!

Written by: Robin Brewin

Point: Posers Are Horrible and Ruin the Scene for Everybody Everybody knows there’s nothing worse than a pretentious little braggart that thinks they know what they’re …

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There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism vs. Hey, That’s My Lasagna!

Written by: Matthew Ware

Point: There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism I’m sorry Jon, but suggesting that the social grievances brought on by our capitalist-dominated society can be reformed through …

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The End is Near! vs No, It’s Just Acid Reflux.

Written by: Elise Jonas-Delson

Point: The End is Near! Doctor! O Doctor! Heed my call, for I fear the end is near! On the ninety-second day of this annus horribilis …

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White People Can Handle Spicy Food and You’re Going to Watch Me Prove It

Written by: Taggert Smith

Hey guys! Welcome back to another challenge video. Now, you may have heard the misconception that White people can’t handle spicy foods, so we here at …

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No, I Won’t Close My Tabs, They All Have Really Important Stuff on Them

Written by: Pranav Reddy

You will never get me to close my tabs. Every single one of them has vitally important content. What if I need to reference the WikiHow …

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Yes, I Am, in Fact, God.

Written by: Everett Ririe

Hello mortals, it’s Me: your God. My name was once Ronald Jameson and I was a student like yourself. Unlike yourself, however, I was a highly-gifted …

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I Got You This Heart-Shaped Box for Valentine’s Day Vs. You Fool! I Need a Real Human Heart!

Written by: Jack Yang

Point: I Got You This Heart-Shaped Box for Valentine’s Day Hey Annie. Happy Valentine’s Day. I’m not great at the whole romance thing, but I wanted …

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Being A Raccoon is Harder Than You Think

Written by: Claire McNerney

Trust me, I’ve been there. I was once like you: happy and free, eating warm, full meals with my forks and knives. You stupid, stupid students, …

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Okay, Fine, I Still Haven’t Seen Squid Game

Written by: Aniela Drumonde and Jacob King

Can you keep a secret? Swear it. Swear on your life. I don’t think I can hide it any longer. It’s been trapped inside of me, …

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I Only Make the Class Discords Because Everyone Else Has a God Complex and That’s Why You Should Thank Me

Written by: Andrew Sitko

By J. H. SavyeurShepard of the Flock Have you ever been in a lecture and you see that Discord link plunged into chat in the first …