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Climate Activist Throws Taco Bell Food Items at Sun God, Students Rejoice

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“Scientists have said we’ll be on a time Crunchwrap even if we act now,” explained Daniel Gould.Photo by Amit Roth This past Friday at noon, on …

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UCSD Dining Hall Hires Skeleton Crew

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“The new employees have been really skimpy with the portions,” shared Belmont. “The burritos are bare bones.”Photo by Julia Wong Across UCSD, dining halls have struggled …

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There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism vs. Hey, That’s My Lasagna!

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Point: There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism I’m sorry Jon, but suggesting that the social grievances brought on by our capitalist-dominated society can be reformed through …

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San Diego Vaccination Site Incentivizes Vaccine with Barrels of Funfetti Frosting

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“Getting vaccinated sure is addicting,” said Schmobby. “I’m already on my third card.”Photo by Robin Brewin With COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations on the rise, local governments …

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Impossible Foods to Release “Horrifyingly Realistic” Human Meat

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“Impossible Flesh is great, but I kind of miss putting a real dude’s meat in my mouth,” remarked one customer.Photo by Jack Yang Following their successful reproductions …

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See Your Favorite Nintendo Switch Games From a Whole New Position With the Newly Released Nintendo Top and Nintendo Bottom!

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On June 1, the two most fabulous consoles in “gayming” history will be available in…