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President Erdogan Outlines New Plan to Use Ataturk Rolling Over in Grave as Renewable Energy Source

Written by: Chris Jin

The turmoil in Turkey following the recent failed coup attempt in July seemed to find a reprieve last week as Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan announced …

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Amateur Acupuncturists Under Fire for Unknowingly Administering Vaccines

Written by: Lawrence Lee

The California-based A.A.A.A.A.A. (Association of Amateur Acupuncturists and Alternative Ailment Alleviators) announced that over the past year, some of its members had accidentally administered vaccines to …

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U.S. Bans All GMOs “Except the Really Cool Ones”

Written by: Hannah Rosenblatt

The FDA recently released a set of stricter guidelines for producing GMOs, allowing for only products exhibiting the highest scores in categories such as “color/shiny index …

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Literature Building Scheduled for Demolition: Deemed Definitely Maybe Irrelevant

Written by: The MQ

In a recent press release, UCSD has announced that the Literature Building is scheduled for demolition by 2018, after years of safety concerns. This comes as …

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New Study Finds 12 Percent of Millennials

Written by: Hannah Lykins and Barak Tzori

Top sociology researchers at Cornish College for the Arts in Seattle released a study earlier in the week finding approximately 12 percent of millennials in the …

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Therapy Fluffies Wait Time Over Four Weeks

Written by: The MQ

Students at UCSD who depend on university resources like therapy dogs for their stress relief are no strangers to long lines and disappointing sessions, but many …

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Arizona Teen Announces Readiness to Go “Full Emo” If Stepfather’s Sanctions Continue

Written by: The MQ

Citing “bullshit rules,” and a household being run “like a freaking dictatorship,” 14-year-old Brandon Plank from Scottsdale, Arizona announced that he would consider taking “drastic measures” …

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Turkish Comic Jailed for Calling President Erdogan’s Hairline “The Real Migration Crisis”

Written by: Barak Tzori

The comedy club at the Tekirdag prison in Turkey welcomed a new member earlier in the month when local comedian Ersin Ozince was sentenced to twenty …

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Scientists Finally Demolish the Greenhouse that Has Been Causing Global Warming

Written by: Cole Greenbaun

In a sudden reversal, environmental scientists have declared that global warming will in fact stop by the year 2022, thanks to the efforts of the environmental …

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Ecological Survey Sheds Light on Uncharted Depths of SIO

Written by: The MQ

Scripps Institute of Oceanography is one of the oldest and most important parts of UCSD. Yet despite the close relationship UCSD shares with Scripps, there is …