Volume 32
Susan Bagel: Fruit Pizza
At the back of the recipe box in my kitchen lays a frayed recipe card for fruit pizza. The number of hands that have exchanged this …
Literature Department to Launch Pseudo-Philosophy Major
“This is sooo Orwellian and Kafkaesque,” Xeeted one student.Photo by Amit Roth In a department-wide email last Monday, the UC San Diego Literature Department announced its …
Federal Government To Fund UCSD’s Premiere Conversion Therapy Camp
Executives at UC San Diego have begun spearheading initiatives to improve its quality of education. According to a leaked internal memo, one of these initiatives will …
Holding My Narcissistic Therapist Accountable
I’ve always loved Psychology — I grew up watching Dateline, so it was only natural I’d develop an interest in true crime, especially in what made …
Venture Capitalist Invest in Students
Following a “depressing” week for the stock market, venture capitalist firm SadeFirm has decided to invest in UC San Diego students. SadeFirm has been scouting campus …
Babies to Be Banned From UCSD
The lactation rooms will be changed to Just Walk Out markets.Photo by Dylan Schmidt At around noon on September 17th, UC San Diego’s first available move-in …
White House Legalizes “Good” Treason
On September 20, 2025, President Donald Trump blanket pardoned all participants of the January 6 insurrection and legalized treason in the United States. When asked for …
