June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Bar Drinks for Men

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

September 24, 2025

  1. Milk
  2. Motor oil
  3. Rocks on the rocks
  4. Cosmopolitan with extra tits
  5. Whatever the bi-curious bartender recommends
  6. Protein shake with little umbrella
  7. Cookies and cream milkshake
  8. Sherman Temple
  9. Raw beef blend
  10. Choccy
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Last modified: September 23, 2025