Volume 26 Issue 5
Raccoon Themed “Pirates of the Caribbean” Ride Creates a Sinkhole in Sixth Parking Lot
UCSD officials apologized for disrupting “the foundation of trust” between students and faculty.Photo by Sharon Roth After a controversial decision by Chancellor Khosla to install a raccoon-themed …
Method Actor Revealed to be Crippling Alcoholic Revealed to be Method Actor
Fellow actors claim Dunne is still not over his gambling addiction from “Guys and Dolls.”Photo by Sharon Roth Local San Diegan method actor was recently found …
If the Ice Caps are Melting, Can’t We Just Make More?
By Janet HolmesBusiness major andamateur Climatologist Everyone nowadays is complaining about the ice caps melting without doing anything about it, but the solution is actually so …
Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback
Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback Pluto’s going to fight Mercury whenits in it’s next retrograde It’s far away from Earth, whereall the problems …
Disneyland and UC System Compete for Highest Prices
UCSD and Disney are also currently engaged in a trademark dispute over the name “King Triton.”Photo by Sharon Roth With spring and summer break just around the …
Kratt Brothers to Reboot “Zoboomafoo” Using Original Actors
Kratt Brothers to Reboot “Zoboomafoo” Using Original Actors PBS has announced the return of “Zoboomafoo” with new episodes and an updated content style to appeal to …
Area Student Claims He Woke Up as a Pokemon
Area Student Claims He Woke Up as a Pokemon Last week, local student Daniel Mennow purchased the latest Pokemon video game Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team …
Anatomy of the Apathetic
Do you hate how some people care so little about politics? Do you interact with people who “just can’t even” with everything in life? After extensive research, we’ve narrowed down the specifics of what makes up an apathetic person. Take a look, if you care.
Man From Bay Area Has Inexplicable Southern Accent; Experts Perplexed
Man From Bay Area Has Inexplicable Southern Accent; Experts Perplexed A man from the Bay Area has caused mass confusion due to his inexplicable Southern accent. …
