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In order to draw viewers into watching his State of the Union Address, President Biden introduced several changes to the way he delivered the speech. To …
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Chancellor Pradeep Khosla announced Nocturnal Enrollment, UC San Diego’s latest plan to increase enrollment. This new program, set to begin during the 2024–2025 academic year, will …
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