Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback
- Pluto’s going to fight Mercury when
its in it’s next retrograde - It’s far away from Earth, where
all the problems are - Because Elon Musk said so
- People didn’t realize what they
had until it was gone - It’s been 248 years
- NASA+ just released a new series
of merchandise featuring Baby Pluto - There’s increased demand for plutonium
- Gru already stole the moon, and
Dreamworks needed another cash cow - Pluto’s been hitting the gym and
is almost planet-sized - It’s proving that size doesn’t matter
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