Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback

10. Pluto’s going to fight Mercury when
    its in it’s next retrograde
11. It’s far away from Earth, where
    all the problems are
12. Because Elon Musk said so
13. People didn’t realize what they
    had until it was gone
14. It’s been 248 years
15. NASA+ just released a new series
    of merchandise featuring Baby Pluto
16. There’s increased demand for plutonium
17. Gru already stole the moon, and
    Dreamworks needed another cash cow
18. Pluto’s been hitting the gym and
    is almost planet-sized
19. It’s proving that size doesn’t matter