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Disney Confirms Elsa is Not a Lesbian, But Sven is a Furry

Written by: Megan Cox

Disney executives have reportedly confirmed that Elsa will be introduced to a new female “best friend roommate” for “Frozen 3.”Photo by Jack Yang Amidst rumors about Queen …

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Written by: The MQ

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Life Revealed to be an Elaborate Game of Mad Libs Played by the Gods

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

“Oh, this ought to be a good one,” said Tian Gong, looking at the line: “Jesus was __ (Race).”Photo by Jack Yang In a booming announcement from …

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Personality Word Search

Written by: Karl Marx

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Groundhog Day Inner Circle Reveals Punxsutawney Phil as “Treacherous Warhawk”

Written by: Matthew Miltimore

Rumor has it Punxsutawney Phil grows stronger every time someone misspells his name.Photo by Sharon Roth Only a few days after he declared an early spring, serious …

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Cosmopolitan’s Latest Cover

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

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Local Charmin Ultra Soft Bear Household Stocked With Strong Toilet Paper, Charmin Bear Child Found Passed Out in Bathroom

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

“Maybe we should just switch to wet wipes,” commented Ultrasoft Charmin Bear Mom.Photo by Sharon Roth Various bathrooms in the house of a Charmin Ultra Soft bear …

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Want some Corona?

Written by: Ram Sivapalan, Bri Arce and Hanaa Moosavi

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Top Ten Reasons The Queen of England Is Holding Out On Dying

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Reasons The Queen of England Is Holding Out On Dying She’s rich, so unlike you she has access to healthcare She’s waiting for the …

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The New Decade Actually Starts Next Year Because There Was No Year Zero vs. Yeah, You May Be Right, but You’re Still a Nerd

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

Point: The New Decade Actually Starts Next Year Because There Was No Year Zero I’ve noticed something particularly erroneous in the everyday colloquialisms of my fellow …