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Top Ten Similarities Between Astrologists and Politicians
Top Ten Similarities Between Astrologists and Politicians They’re both big fans of Ronald Reagan They’re both paid too much for what they do We know it’s …
I’m Ditching Coal This Year for a Cleaner Alternative
By Santa ClausBearer of Gifts Merry Christmas everyone! Old Saint Nick’s here to dispel some not-so-jolly rumors about my business practices. Some grumpy old elves have …
Hydroflasks Recalled, College Students Enter Withdrawal
Panlelo told reporters, “How am I going to stay awake during class if there’s no Hydro Flasks dropping every 15 minutes?”Photo by Sharon Roth On October …
Disney Launches Baby Rancor to Distract From Monopolistic Gains
Disney Launches Baby Rancor to Distract From Monopolistic Gains At D23, Disney released its newest project “STAR WARS: Greedo’s Gambit.” Kathleen Kennedy has released the following …
Local Laptop Has Existential Crisis After Being Put on Desk, Starts Lifestyle Blog
My Laptop later shared that its crisis could not be solved by turning itself off and on again.Photo by Sharon Roth Local laptop “My Laptop,” a Lenovo …
God vs. Kanye
“I decree Ye is King”
Ice Cube Changes Stage Name to Water
Ice Cube Changes Stage Name to Water Ice Cube, a founding member of the hip-hop group N.W.A., has made waves in the news after announcing that …
Brexit Delayed Until 2045
While there was a referendum on whether or not Boris Johnson should be tarred and feathered, everyone who would have voted “no” stayed at home.Photo by Jack …
Leaked Republican Plan Aims to “Drown the Liberal Coasts”
Leaked Republican Plan Aims to “Drown the Liberal Coasts” An anonymous source has recently revealed that a leaked Republican document detailed plans to accelerate global warming …
