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Study Shows the Parties You’ve Been Hosting are Actually Kickbacks

Written by: Megan Cox

Study Shows the Parties You’ve Been Hosting are Actually Kickbacks New research from the UCSD’s Local Administration on Manners and Extroversion (L.A.M.E.) shows that those parties …

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Report Finds Impossible Whopper Killed 12 People, Considered “Healthiest Burger on the Market”

Written by: Ram Sivapalan

One of the twelve eulogies reportedly stated: “Now they will always have it their way.”Photo by Jack Yang Pew Research has found the Impossible Whopper from Burger …

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Area Mom Challenges Eminem to Wrap Battle

Written by: Adam Yoshinaga

While Morales could wrap a gift with perfectly flush edges and a seamless tape job, she was no match for Eminem’s scathing hot rhymes.Photo by Jack Yang …

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Design Your Own Holiday Starbucks Cup

Written by: The MQ