Top Ten Similarities Between Astrologists and Politicians

Top Ten Similarities Between Astrologists and Politicians

10. They’re both big fans of Ronald Reagan
11. They’re both paid too much for what they do
12. We know it’s all bullshit, but it’s fun
    to believe
13. Their parties aren’t as fun as they sound
14. They both don’t talk about Cancer enough
15. Neither of them listen to scientists
16. They rely too much on stereotypes
17. They both ran New York in the
    20th century
18. They both make promises they can’t keep
19. For some reason they have three houses

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