Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Similarities Between Astrologists and Politicians

  1. They’re both big fans of Ronald Reagan
  2. They’re both paid too much for what they do
  3. We know it’s all bullshit, but it’s fun
    to believe
  4. Their parties aren’t as fun as they sound
  5. They both don’t talk about Cancer enough
  6. Neither of them listen to scientists
  7. They rely too much on stereotypes
  8. They both ran New York in the
    20th century
  9. They both make promises they can’t keep
  10. For some reason they have three houses

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