Briefs
Every Time a College is Opened, a Provost Gains its Wings
With the opening of Eighth College this year and the anticipated opening of more in the near future, upwards mobility in the provost job market is …
UCSD Student Begins New TikTok Gym Trend: ‘Deathmaxxing’
UC San Diego student Jim Borough has found himself at the center of a new workout trend taking TikTok by storm, dubbed “Deathmaxxing,” which began with …
UCSD Buys Seaworld to Expand SIO Research
On Tuesday, the Regents of the University of California allowed UC San Diego to buy the SeaWorld theme park for a price of $200 million to …
MTS Exclusive Offer Was Available October 1–30 ONLY
For the fall season, MTS held a monthlong promotion where bus riders received a certain amount of points based on how far they commuted. Points were …
Australia Loses War to Emus Again
The Australian military has reported that their second crusade against the emus has failed. Following their defeat at the hands of the birds in the 1932 …
Red Angels Drum Corps Raises Member Fees
For the fifth year in a row, the Red Angels Drum Corps has raised its member fees, this time to a record-setting $11,283 for the 2024 …
San Diego Named Least Expensive City to Live in the U.S.
Following a rapid decline in rent prices, San Diego fell off of the U.S. News & World Report’s list of most expensive places to live in …
Chuck E. Cheese Denies Five Nights at Freddy’s Connection after ABduction
Last Friday evening, a child was reported missing after attending a birthday party at the Pasadena Chuck E. Cheese location. Following the Pasadena Police Department’s report …
Student Sealed Away, Shredded, Thrown Into Ocean
Following a controversial Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at a San Diego game store, UC San Diego student Keto Saiba was accused of using banned cards in his Exodia …
Local Man Buys Clown Shoes,Insists He is “Not A Clown”
Self-described “human adult man” Robert “Bobo” Honkson has once again denied accusations that he is a clown. Recent evidence submitted to San Diego courts was described …