In a “treacherous” and “cowardly” maneuver, the “barbaric” Sixth and Revelle Colleges have simultaneously declared war on the Sublime College of Muir. Allied forces have been caught on the back foot, as the incursion onto legal Muir territory was both “unwarranted and unprovoked.”
Muir’s First and Seventh Motorized Scooter Battalions, as well as the “illustrious” M.O.M.’s Brigade, have mobilized in opposition to the “overwhelming” assault from Sixth College forces to the north. To the south, Revelle forces have been seen amassing near the Main Gym. According to General Mellissa Hernandez, commander of Muir Army Group South, “Revellian forces are staying along the border of Greater Muir — they appear to lack the motivation to walk much further.”
The primary enemy offensive has been localized to Tenaya Hall and the Applied Physics and Mathematics building, with sporadic fighting elsewhere. Sergeant James Holden of the Ministry
of Muirale, commented on the Northern Front, “We must repel the Sixth menace! Fight! Fight for the glory of Muir and Chancellor Khosla!” When asked about casualty numbers, Holden proclaimed, “Buy war bonds today! For glorious Muir!”
