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Disney announces live-action remake of Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Disney announces live-action remake of Beverly Hills Chihuahua Plans to recreate the controversial late-2000s movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua was revealed in a recent interview with Disney …
Local Journalist "Sick of Having to be Accurate"
Local Journalist “Sick of Having to be Accurate” lack Mountain Ranch Bi-daily Tribune journalist Winter Evans has recently become notorious after a video of her going …
UCSD Student Says That He Will Travel the World During Summer Vacation, Does Nothing
UCSD Student Says That He Will Travel the World During Summer Vacation, Does Nothing UCSD student Nathan Nix said that he regrets doing nothing over summer …
UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day
UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day After declaring the first annual UCSD Giving Day a success, administrators are implementing a new event …
Study Finds Microwave in Break Room Dripping in Chili
Study Finds Microwave in Break Room Dripping in Chili Early this morning the communal microwave in the Scripps Medical Laboratory break room was found to be …
UCSD Junior Ready for Farewell Tour
UCSD Junior Ready for Farewell Tour Local third-year student Dave Gracey has reportedly been found “preparing for his farewell tour.” “It’s this stupid thing he’s planning …
Area Woman Named Summer Prepared for Three Months of Dad Jokes
Area Woman Named Summer Prepared for Three Months of Dad Jokes Local graduating UCSD senior Summer Irvine is reportedly preparing for a new season of jokes …
Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band
Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band San Diego local Alex Peartlee has expressed excitement for the next studio album by the Canadian rock …
Sigma Chi Throws Party on Sinking Ship
Sigma Chi Throws Party on Sinking Ship Despite an inspection that revealed that the hull is rapidly filling with water, the Iota Chi chapter of Sigma …
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had I was called to Africa by a force that I almost can’t describe — it’s …
