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Posers Are Horrible and Ruin the Scene for Everybody Vs. I Am Having So Much Fun and Everyone Likes Me!
Point: Posers Are Horrible and Ruin the Scene for Everybody Everybody knows there’s nothing worse than a pretentious little braggart that thinks they know what they’re …
Philosophy Student Mistakes Thought for Mind-Blowing Epiphany
Michael of Temecula recently took his Minions out to dinner, only to complain, “This is the last supper! You guys cost way too much money.”Photo By …
White People Can Handle Spicy Food and You’re Going to Watch Me Prove It
Hey guys! Welcome back to another challenge video. Now, you may have heard the misconception that White people can’t handle spicy foods, so we here at …
There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism vs. Hey, That’s My Lasagna!
Point: There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism I’m sorry Jon, but suggesting that the social grievances brought on by our capitalist-dominated society can be reformed through …
UCSD Crane Replaced By Bird
“I’m really worried for the local marine life,” stated Professor Drake. “I saw that thing eat an entire whale yesterday.”Photo by Sharon Roth Residents of Revelle …
March Madness Turns into March Insanity
“I got my final grade from my physics class,” said Riordan. “This is the first time a professor has cheered when I’ve gotten an F.”Photo by …
The End is Near! vs No, It’s Just Acid Reflux.
Point: The End is Near! Doctor! O Doctor! Heed my call, for I fear the end is near! On the ninety-second day of this annus horribilis …
Local Gamer Tragically Latches on to Cool Character in Elden Ring
“I don’t know why my friends are so worried about him getting kilned. He is a pot,” Cano noted.Photo by Sharon Roth Lilith Cano, a 23-year-old …
No, I Won’t Close My Tabs, They All Have Really Important Stuff on Them
You will never get me to close my tabs. Every single one of them has vitally important content. What if I need to reference the WikiHow …
April Fools’ Day Comes to Campus One Month Early, Incites Chaos
“Oh shit, a double April Fools’!” exclaimed one student, who took a bite of Jell-O-encased Geisel and realized it was fruit punch flavored and not strawberry.Photo …
