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Suburban Lawn Care Association Mandates Biodiversity Training
Michaels declared, “Finally, the reign of grass is clover!”Photo by Sharon Roth Burt Lopez, co-chair of the La Jolla Lawn Care Association and owner of the …
Chancellor Khosla Sleeps Through Campus Abortion Rights Protest
“Sleep is for the weak. Thankfully, it’s Thursday,” said Khosla.Photo by Sharon Roth In light of the leaked draft opinion on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health, …
Mother Nature Dramatically Misunderstands the Assignment, Starts Giving Out Lemmings
One customer said, “I bit into a lemon and was horrified to find out that it was actually a small rodent. It’s a horrible moral delemming.”Photo …
It’s Not Easy Being White
Every day I hear people saying things like, “white isn’t a color,” “white is just the absence of color,” “you can’t even see white, you just …
You Can Enjoy Your Summer and Relax Vs. No You Can’t, You Have 1000 Things to Do and You Need to Finish Them by Tomorrow
Point: You Can Enjoy Your Summer and Relax The weather in San Diego sure is nice. Almost as nice as delicious orange-flavored, from-concentrate Sunny D. A …
Snake Path Comes to Life, Eats Anyone in Its Path
“This is not like the Rainforest Cafe,” Helpani attested.Photo by Julia Wong After an intense thunderstorm over San Diego, an ancient creature previously residing within Snake …
The Card Readers on Vending Machines Eroded My Trust in Our System
It’s 2003, and you’re sitting in the lounge of an office building that looks as if the ’90s was swallowed, trapped, and then died here. Your …
Around the World with Cristopher Gardner: Cajun Cuisine
Once again, I have been sent to travel to find the most peculiar foods and rate them for the post. This mission has led me to …
Yeast of Eden
BY SUSAN BAGEL Time is always in flux around me. I blink and hours pass. It’s not until I hear the car door slam closed as …
Is it Ever Okay – Breastfeeding
I’m trying to raise my child vegan. Is it okay to breastfeed them or should I go straight to oatmilk?– VEGAN VIVIAN Hm, this sure is …
