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President Erdogan Outlines New Plan to Use Ataturk Rolling Over in Grave as Renewable Energy Source
The turmoil in Turkey following the recent failed coup attempt in July seemed to find a reprieve last week as Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan announced …
Amateur Acupuncturists Under Fire for Unknowingly Administering Vaccines
The California-based A.A.A.A.A.A. (Association of Amateur Acupuncturists and Alternative Ailment Alleviators) announced that over the past year, some of its members had accidentally administered vaccines to …
U.S. Bans All GMOs “Except the Really Cool Ones”
The FDA recently released a set of stricter guidelines for producing GMOs, allowing for only products exhibiting the highest scores in categories such as “color/shiny index …
Literature Building Scheduled for Demolition: Deemed Definitely Maybe Irrelevant
In a recent press release, UCSD has announced that the Literature Building is scheduled for demolition by 2018, after years of safety concerns. This comes as …
New Study Finds 12 Percent of Millennials
Top sociology researchers at Cornish College for the Arts in Seattle released a study earlier in the week finding approximately 12 percent of millennials in the …
Therapy Fluffies Wait Time Over Four Weeks
Students at UCSD who depend on university resources like therapy dogs for their stress relief are no strangers to long lines and disappointing sessions, but many …
Arizona Teen Announces Readiness to Go “Full Emo” If Stepfather’s Sanctions Continue
Citing “bullshit rules,” and a household being run “like a freaking dictatorship,” 14-year-old Brandon Plank from Scottsdale, Arizona announced that he would consider taking “drastic measures” …
Turkish Comic Jailed for Calling President Erdogan’s Hairline “The Real Migration Crisis”
The comedy club at the Tekirdag prison in Turkey welcomed a new member earlier in the month when local comedian Ersin Ozince was sentenced to twenty …
Scientists Finally Demolish the Greenhouse that Has Been Causing Global Warming
In a sudden reversal, environmental scientists have declared that global warming will in fact stop by the year 2022, thanks to the efforts of the environmental …
Ecological Survey Sheds Light on Uncharted Depths of SIO
Scripps Institute of Oceanography is one of the oldest and most important parts of UCSD. Yet despite the close relationship UCSD shares with Scripps, there is …
